Before a matchup with the Calgary Flames, embattled Dallas Stars left winger Sean Avery aimed pointed remarks at Flames defenceman Dion Phaneuf, saying, "I'm really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada and I just wanted to comment on how it's become a common thing for guys in the NHL to fall in love with my sloppy seconds [Elisha Cuthbert], I don't know what that's about." This coming from a guy who consoled himself after his breakup with Elisha by hitting on Paris Hilton. Now that deserves five in the box. But we're a noble kind, so we bring you photos of the actress. Just think—your chances of scoring with her are about as good as Avery's now